Coach Nancy’s Christmas Funnies

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body.

Please don't mix them up, like you did last year.

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

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What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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Now that I have given you a reason to laugh, Enjoy a Christmas filled with many smiles.

Coach Nancy

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